Just like those books back in the day…
where you’d read a little, and then you’d have to choose what the hero does next. “You reach the point of no-return, do you want to head back to the Shire, where you can hid and pretend there aren’t evil forces amassing all around you, or do you ninja sprint directly into the evil forest and towards the Lonely Mountain?”
Yeah, that kinda book.
Well, in real life, you always have more than 2 options. So below, you’ve got a few different ninja adventures to choose from.
Choose Your Next Ninja Mission
“This is the moment of embarking. All auspicious signs are in place.” Deng Ming-Dao
“In the beginning, all things are hopeful. We prepare ourselves to start anew. Though we may be intent on the magnificent journey ahead, all things are contained in this first moment: our optimism, our faith, our resolution, our innocence.
In order to start, we must make a decision. This decision is a commitment to daily self-cultivation. We must make a strong connection to our inner selves. Outside matters are superfluous. Alone and naked, we negotiate all of life’s travails. Therefore, we alone must make something of ourselves, transforming ourselves into the instruments for experiencing the deepest spiritual essence of life.
Once we make our decision, all things will come to us. Auspicious signs are not superstition, but a confirmation. They are a response. It is said that if one chooses to pray to a rock with enough devotion, even that rock will come alive. In the same way, once we choose to commit ourselves to spiritual practice, even the mountains and valleys will reverberate to the sound of our purpose.” ~ Deng Ming-Dao
Ninja Adventure # 1 – The Ninja Fast Track
Ok, I get it. Your digging this website, er jedi-fitness-ninja-portal, and are ready to commit to the ninja path. Hard core. Big time.
Your mission is to download “The Art of Ninja: 7 Keys to Mastering Body, Mind, and Life”. Just put your email address in the field to the right, and presto alakazam ninja magic carrot cake, you’re in.
Ninja Adventure # 2- Find Your Ninja Tribe
Find out which ninja tribe you belong to: What Kinda Ninja Are You Quiz
Ninja Adventure # 3- Take Your Vows
Claim your destiny as a ninja super hero and Take Your Ninja Warrior Vows
Ninja Adventure # 4- Let’s Get Ninja Weird
Declare your ninja greatness by Taking a #NinjaSelfie
Choose wisely, my ninja. There is no turning back.
Jonathan ~ Fitness Ninja Master