In the previous episode, “Embracing the Impossible“, you learned how a rebellious, scrawny Italian kid from Queens (yours truly) fell in love with martial arts because of “The Karate Kid” movie. Oh, the power of the 1980’s Hollywood. Today’s chapter catches up with our ninja hero, bravely stepping off a cliff and free falling through […]
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Just a Ninja From Queens NY As far back as I can remember, I’ve dressed up as a ninja for Halloween. Sure, I loved Star Wars, Spiderman, Superman, and the rest (especially the X-Men and Wolverine), but I never dressed up as any of them. Not once. Looking back now, the reason seems clear: I didn’t […]
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Hey Ninja- Look, the world can be a crazy place to live, we all know that. And giving in to the fear that is endlessly manufactured by the media is a constant temptation on the path to fitness ninja greatness. It’s also true that, sometimes, shit gets real and we need to be prepared to […]
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Yup, don’t avoid gluten, avoid “gluten free”! #crazy Hey Ninja- Look, I get it. Our bodies weren’t designed to process gluten in the large amounts. I discovered this way back in 2001, when the level of farts my body generated reached epic proportions. I was a young trainer back then, so holding it in made […]
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Ninja tribe- Imagine taking all the awesome stuff in the world – the best food, the coolest music, the smartest people, the hottest Brazilians – and blending them all together into a super smoothie. That’s exactly how I came up with these 3 core principles. Ok, not really, but kinda. These principles represent all the lessons […]
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Do ninjas really exist? I’m offended you’d even ask that question. They’re everywhere, yet hard to detect, because, you know, their ninjas. But the number of ninja masters are few and far between. These are the people who have dedicated their lives to continually developing themselves and harnessing their super powers for the greater good. […]
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It’s Been One Wild Week Fitness Ninja tribe- Thank YOU for making the last week such a huge success. In just 48 hours, we had thousands of page views on this website, with the average visitor spending 7+ minutes on the site! That’s pure magic. We also had our first ever “Ninja Dance Party” and […]
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Ninja Scavenger Hunt Ninja Tribe- It’s time to celebrate! After months of hard work, the sexy ass website that your currently on has officially launched. And you know how ninjas celebrate, right? We play games and give cool shit away with a ninja photo contest 🙂 Hidden in a secret ninja link, somewhere on this […]
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Hey Ninja- It’s a long life, and no one can live it for you. That I promise. I mean, that’s what being an actual #HumanRobot would be like – you just following your programing. No spontaneity, no evolution, no art, a slave to external forces and digital addiction. That’s not even living, is it? That’s […]
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Claim Your Inner Ninja To be a ninja, you’ll have to do what others think is impossible…. automatically, without even thinking. You’ll walk over hot coals, run 100 miles in a day, do yoga in the trees, and make out with a Black Panther… Just to prove how NINJA you really are. Actually, you don’t […]
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